How to Beat the High Co$t of Living

What's going on here?
This is not going to be
easy to explain.

Suppose you try, little lady.
Maybe we all better
give it a try.

Why don't we tell the truth?
tell the officer the truth.

It's a game.
It's a scavenger hunt
for charity.

Oh, God. Not you again.
Jack, how sweet of you
to remember.

Hold it!
I haven't had a drink in a week.
I'm glad to hear that.
Maybe I don't get slugged
in the head with a purse.

I've got to report this.
Jack, can't you
bend the rules a little?

It's not like we were stealing.
All this stuff came from
Jane's fiancé's hardware store.

He's the manager.
Isn't that right, Jane?

Right. Absolutely.
Robert Logan.
See? These are his keys.

"Wheeler's Hardware Store."
She even brought her kids.
Would anybody bring
their kids to a robbery?

Jack, if you turn us in,
we'll look like imbeciles.

Robert will yell at Jane.
Louise will catch hell
from Albert.

And I'll... l'll...
How about you?
I don't have anybody
to holler at me, not anymore.

Forget you ever saw us, OK?
I don't know about this.
I'll owe you one.
You'll owe me two.
Look, I was drunk
the other night.

My husband
just walked out on me.

I was crazed.
I didn't know what I was saying.

I know what I'm saying now.