:06:00
You're looking well.
:06:01
Thank you!
:06:03
Aunt Pearl, may l say
you're looking younger every day.
:06:07
Doesn't Aunt Pearl
look wonderful, darling?
:06:09
She looks great.
:06:11
We haven't had the pleasure
of meeting this young woman.
:06:14
Would you introduce us?
:06:16
How stupid of me!
:06:19
Princess Gloria, may l
introduce my aunt and uncle. . .
:06:23
. . .Peter and Pearl Bach.
:06:26
How are you?
:06:27
Princess? Did you say
''Princess,'' Arthur?
:06:32
There's a very small country
in the West lndies. l mean small.
:06:36
l see. Thank you.
:06:40
lt's terribly small.
Tiny little country.
:06:43
Rhode lsland could
beat the crap out of it in a war.
:06:46
That's how small it is.
:06:47
lt's small.
:06:51
lt's very little. . . .
:06:52
lt's 85 cents in a cab
from one end to the other.
:06:56
l'm talking small!
:06:58
We understand it's small, Arthur.
:07:02
They recently had
the whole country carpeted.
:07:06
This is not a big place.
:07:08
We understand that it's small, Arthur.
:07:11
And we also understand
that you are very drunk.
:07:14
So why don't we meet again
when you're sober?
:07:20
Yeah, l'm sorry.
l can't help it.
:07:23
Grow up, Arthur.
You'd make a fine adult.
:07:27
That's easy for you to say.
:07:28
You haven't got
50 pairs of short pants. . .
:07:30
. . .hanging in your closet!
:07:34
lt's the regular table!
Wait a minute. . .
:07:37
. . .regular chair.
:07:45
How rich are you?
:07:48
All l can tell you is. . .
:07:50
. . .l wish l had a dime
for every dime l have.
:07:53
The service here is terrible.
Where the hell's my drink?
:07:56
-We just ordered!
-That's always their excuse.