Arthur

:01:14

Bitterman, stop the car!
Stop it, stop the car.

:01:16

Girls! Girls!

:01:19

Hello, girls!

:01:23

Would the more attractive
of you please step forward?

:01:27

God! That's funny!

:01:31

No, actually,
you're both very attractive.

:01:34

Would the one who thinks l'm
attractive please step forward?

:01:39

Quickly as possible!
Time is money!

:01:41

What'd you have in mind?

:01:42

VD l'm really into penicillin.

:01:45

Now that's funny!

:01:49

Actually, what l had in mind. . .

:01:51

. . .was spending the evening
with a stranger who loves me.

:01:55

lt's going to cost you $1 00.

:01:57

Oh, yeah?
What time do you get off work?

:01:59

No, l'm kidding!

:02:02

Let's make it $200.
But l will ask you to Simoniz my car.

:02:11

Has there been a death
in your family?

:02:13

This is funny stuff here.

:02:18

Let's go.

:02:22

Bitterman, give her. . .

:02:24

. . .give her friend $1 00.
She came in second.

:02:31

Who is that guy?

:02:33

l'd rather not say.

:02:34

l think l know.
l saw his picture in the paper.

:02:37

-That's Arthur Bach, isn't it?
-What if it is?

:02:39

ls there something wrong with him?

:02:45

Yes.

:02:58

Permit me to introduce myself.