:27:02
Dad, shut up.
:27:05
A funny thing happened
to me today.
:27:08
Do you know why. . .
:27:10
. . .girls marry so badly?
:27:14
ls this a joke?
Are these Polish girls?
:27:19
The reason is, there
are so many girls. . .
:27:26
. . .and so few princes.
:27:30
You met a prince?
:27:32
l met a nice guy. With my help,
he could become a prince.
:27:35
-Who is he?
-Just a guy.
:27:37
What does he do?
:27:40
Nothing.
:27:43
Another beauty.
How does he make a living?
:27:48
Look, l have to make dinner.
:27:50
l take it this bum
will be calling you.
:27:56
Dad, he's a millionaire.
:27:57
You have my permission
to marry him.
:28:00
Roses. Yellow.
:28:02
She'll drop dead. She'll love them.
:28:06
Yellow roses. Two dozen.
:28:08
l think something else
would look nice too.
:28:12
Red roses. With the yellow.
:28:14
She won't know what hit her!
You'll be aces with her.
:28:17
You're a nice boy.
:28:18
Two dozen red, okay?
:28:20
-Do you know what happened?
-No, l don't.
:28:23
Yesterday l met her
outside Bergdorf's.
:28:26
l can't stop
thinking about her!
:28:29
Are you married?
:28:31
Once. She's alive.
:28:32
-What's that?
-A yucca plant.
:28:36
-l'll take it.
-How many?
:28:38
Four.
:28:39
Where were you
when l was selling cars?
:28:42
How did you know
when you fell in love?
:28:43
How does anybody know?
:28:45
l was on a train.
:28:47
From Washington to New York.
:28:48
What's that?
:28:49
-A fern. You need five.
-Right!
:28:52
A girl got on the train.
Skinny. She gave me a smile.
:28:56
By Baltimore, l was a dead duck.
:28:59
Did you whistle a lot?
l find l whistle!