:09:03
Would you like to spend the rest
of the afternoon quibbling about this?
:09:07
- We can, if you like.
- Oh, for the Lord's sake.
:09:10
The Miglioris, whatever their age group,
have invited us to have dinner sometime.
:09:15
Wouldn't that be nice?
:09:17
I don't know. I'm not sure my stomach's
ready for rigatoni, that sort of thing.
:09:22
Oh, no! Poor Elmer!
He's had a terrible fall.
:09:27
Poor little Elmer.
The life you've led.
:09:31
He was my first true love,
you know.
:09:33
Known all along
I wasn't the first in line.
:09:37
No, you were a rather
cheap substitute for Elmer.
:09:40
- And now he's had a fall.
- Maybe he wanted to kill himself.
:09:43
Maybe he wanted to be cremated.
Probably got cancer or termites or something.
:09:47
- Shut up, Norman!
- Not a bad way to go, huh?
:09:50
Quick front flip off the mantle,
end up in the fire. Nothin' to it.
:09:56
- Norman, will you shut up?
- When my number's up, do that for me.
:10:00
Prop me up on the mantle,
point out which way is down.
:10:02
Might even try for a full gainer
with a half twist.
:10:05
Norman Thayer, Jr., your fascination with dying
is beginning to frazzle my good humor.
:10:11
Not fascination.
Just crosses my mind now and then.
:10:13
Every five minutes. Don't you have
anything else to think about?
:10:16
Nothing quite
as interesting.
:10:19
Well, what's stopping you? Why don't
you take your dive and get it over with?
:10:24
And leave you alone with Elmer?
You must be mad!
:10:27
Oh, for pity's sake.
:10:30
Come on and help me get
the canoe off the porch.
:10:48
- Norman, are you paddling?
- Of course I'm paddling.
:10:51
Then you're not steering.
You want me to take the stern?
:10:55
I most certainly do not.