:08:01
Well, want to help me
with the dustcovers?
:08:04
- I don't have anything else to do.
- Come on.
:08:09
What were you doin'
out in the woods?
:08:11
Norman, what do you think I was doing?
I was getting wood.
:08:15
Hey, I met
the nicest couple.
:08:18
- Yeah? Where?
- In the woods.
:08:20
- Couple of people?
- No, a couple of antelope.
:08:25
Of course
a couple of people.
:08:27
Their name is Migliori, I believe.
:08:30
Migliori?
What sort of a name is that?
:08:32
I don't know, darling. Italian, I suppose.
They're up from Boston.
:08:36
- They speak English?
- Well, of course they speak English.
:08:39
They're a nice middle-aged
couple, just like us.
:08:42
If they're just like us,
they're not middle-aged.
:08:45
- Of course they are.
- Middle-aged means the middle, Ethel.
:08:47
Middle of life.
People don't live to be 150!
:08:50
Well, we're at the far edge
of middle age. That's all.
:08:54
We're not, you know. We're not middle-aged.
You're old, and I'm ancient.
:08:57
Oh, pooh!
:08:59
- You're in your 70s, and I'm in my 60s.
- Just barely on both counts.
:09:03
Would you like to spend the rest
of the afternoon quibbling about this?
:09:07
- We can, if you like.
- Oh, for the Lord's sake.
:09:10
The Miglioris, whatever their age group,
have invited us to have dinner sometime.
:09:15
Wouldn't that be nice?
:09:17
I don't know. I'm not sure my stomach's
ready for rigatoni, that sort of thing.
:09:22
Oh, no! Poor Elmer!
He's had a terrible fall.
:09:27
Poor little Elmer.
The life you've led.
:09:31
He was my first true love,
you know.
:09:33
Known all along
I wasn't the first in line.
:09:37
No, you were a rather
cheap substitute for Elmer.
:09:40
- And now he's had a fall.
- Maybe he wanted to kill himself.
:09:43
Maybe he wanted to be cremated.
Probably got cancer or termites or something.
:09:47
- Shut up, Norman!
- Not a bad way to go, huh?
:09:50
Quick front flip off the mantle,
end up in the fire. Nothin' to it.
:09:56
- Norman, will you shut up?
- When my number's up, do that for me.