:13:03
What do you mean
I'm not the type?
:13:07
I've seen the kind of guys
that enlist in the army.
:13:09
I saw them when I was working on
unemployment. They're like us.
:13:12
Except they're not as sophisticated.
:13:15
Yeah, they're not as old either.
:13:17
I bet you can't do five push-ups.
:13:20
Five push-ups?
:13:23
I got three dollars
says I can do tive push-ups.
:13:26
Okay, let's go. Five good ones.
Come on.
:13:30
- Not marine push-ups.
- Simple push-ups.
:13:36
I've never heard bones
creak like that.
:13:41
That's none.
:13:42
- I'm praying.
- You ought to.
:13:45
Let's go.
There's a time limit here.
:13:49
He's almost set.
He's eyeing that rug.
:13:54
And that's one.
All right. He's off.
:13:57
He's moving.
That's two.
:13:59
Not that good though.
:14:06
That's three.
:14:08
I think you're ready
for the Special Olympics.
:14:11
That's three.
:14:13
- That's four.
- Four.
:14:15
I was testing you.
:14:17
And here goes five?
Will he do it?
:14:21
Congratulations.
You just doubled your money.
:14:30
I gotta get in shape.
:14:33
I gotta dry out,
or I'll be dead before I'm 30.
:14:37
The army's my only chance.
:14:39
You could join a monastery.
:14:43
Did you ever see a monk get
wildly fucked by some teenage girls?
:14:47
- Never.
- So much for the monastery.