:14:06
That's three.
:14:08
I think you're ready
for the Special Olympics.
:14:11
That's three.
:14:13
- That's four.
- Four.
:14:15
I was testing you.
:14:17
And here goes five?
Will he do it?
:14:21
Congratulations.
You just doubled your money.
:14:30
I gotta get in shape.
:14:33
I gotta dry out,
or I'll be dead before I'm 30.
:14:37
The army's my only chance.
:14:39
You could join a monastery.
:14:43
Did you ever see a monk get
wildly fucked by some teenage girls?
:14:47
- Never.
- So much for the monastery.
:15:03
You comin' in?
:15:17
Hey, this is a loading zone.
You can't park here.
:15:20
We're not parking it.
We're abandoning it.
:15:23
I can't believe we're doing this.
:15:26
Listen, if I get killed,
my blood is on your hands.
:15:29
- Just don't get it on my shoes, okay?
- Hello.
:15:32
I'm not saying that the army will be
able to do for you what it did for me.
:15:36
All I'm saying is you get out of it
exactly what you put into it.
:15:39
Now, sometimes the army's
your best shot.
:15:43
There's some questions I have to ask.
They're a little personal.
:15:47
Have you ever been convicted
of a felony or a misdemeanor?
:15:50
That's robbery, rape, car theft,
that sort of thing?
:15:54
- Convicted?
- Yeah.
:15:55
- No.
- Never convicted.
:15:59
That's good.