:15:03
You comin' in?
:15:17
Hey, this is a loading zone.
You can't park here.
:15:20
We're not parking it.
We're abandoning it.
:15:23
I can't believe we're doing this.
:15:26
Listen, if I get killed,
my blood is on your hands.
:15:29
- Just don't get it on my shoes, okay?
- Hello.
:15:32
I'm not saying that the army will be
able to do for you what it did for me.
:15:36
All I'm saying is you get out of it
exactly what you put into it.
:15:39
Now, sometimes the army's
your best shot.
:15:43
There's some questions I have to ask.
They're a little personal.
:15:47
Have you ever been convicted
of a felony or a misdemeanor?
:15:50
That's robbery, rape, car theft,
that sort of thing?
:15:54
- Convicted?
- Yeah.
:15:55
- No.
- Never convicted.
:15:59
That's good.
:16:01
Are either of you homosexuals?
:16:10
You mean like flaming or--
:16:12
Well, it's a standard question
we have to ask.
:16:17
We're not homosexual,
but we are willing to learn.
:16:21
Would they send us
someplace special?
:16:25
I guess that's no on both.
:16:29
All right, now if you'll just give
Uncle Sam your autograph here.
:16:34
"Sammy, get well soon."
:16:38
That's good. Now your name.