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he suggested taking one of these
aggression training courses.
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You know, these aggression training
courses like EST, those type of things.
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Anyway, it costs 400 bucks
to join this thing.
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Well, I didn't have the money.
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And I thought to myself,
"Join the army.
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It's free."
:31:20
So, I figured while I'm here
I'll lose a few pounds.
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And you got, what, a six-to-eight week
training program here, a real tough one?
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Which is perfect for me.
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I'm gonna walk out of here
a lean, mean, fightin' machine.
:31:35
- Good thinkin', Ox. Real good.
- It is.
:31:37
Ziskey.
:31:39
I've always been kind
of a pacifist.
:31:43
When I was a kid my father told me,
"Never hit anyone in anger...
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unless you're absolutely sure
you can get away with it."
:31:52
I don't know what kind
of soldier I'm gonna make...
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but I want you guys to know that
if we ever get into real heavy combat...
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I'll be right behind you guys
every step of the way.
:32:08
Okay, Mr. Push-Ups.
Let's hear your story.
:32:12
Chicks dig me because
I rarely wear underwear...
:32:16
and when I do it's usually
something unusual.
:32:20
But now I know why I have always
lost women to guys like you.
:32:25
It's not just the uniform.
:32:28
It's the stories that you tell.
:32:30
So much fun and imagination.
:32:33
Lee Harvey...
:32:35
you are a madman.
:32:40
When you stole that cow...
:32:43
and your friends tried
to make it with the cow.
:32:47
I want to party with you, cowboy.
:32:50
The two of us together,
forget it.
:32:55
I'm gonna go out on a limb here.
:32:59
I'm gonna volunteer my leadership
to this platoon.