:32:00
I'll be right behind you guys
every step of the way.
:32:08
Okay, Mr. Push-Ups.
Let's hear your story.
:32:12
Chicks dig me because
I rarely wear underwear...
:32:16
and when I do it's usually
something unusual.
:32:20
But now I know why I have always
lost women to guys like you.
:32:25
It's not just the uniform.
:32:28
It's the stories that you tell.
:32:30
So much fun and imagination.
:32:33
Lee Harvey...
:32:35
you are a madman.
:32:40
When you stole that cow...
:32:43
and your friends tried
to make it with the cow.
:32:47
I want to party with you, cowboy.
:32:50
The two of us together,
forget it.
:32:55
I'm gonna go out on a limb here.
:32:59
I'm gonna volunteer my leadership
to this platoon.
:33:02
An army without leaders
is like a foot...
:33:06
without a big toe.
:33:08
And Sergeant Hulka isn't always gonna
be there to be that big toe for us.
:33:15
I think that we owe
a big round of applause...
:33:19
to our newest, bestest buddy...
:33:22
and big toe...
:33:24
Sergeant Hulka.
:33:35
Well, okay, hotshot.
:33:38
We'll see what kind
of soldier you are.
:33:41
Reveille is 0500.
:33:45
We're gonna fall out
with locker boxes...
:33:47
and we're gonna have
a locker box inspection.
:33:49
And then we're gonna do ten miles,
rain or shine.
:33:55
So you better hit them bunks,
my little babies...
:33:58
or Hulka with the big toe's gonna see
how far he can stick it up your ass.