Airplane II: The Sequel
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:09:02
You must believe me...
invest in money markets!

:09:14
And how are we this evening, Ted?
:09:17
All right, I guess.
:09:19
You can take off now.
We'll finish up tomorrow.

:09:24
I thought you might like a paper.
:09:26
Thanks.
:09:30
- My God!
- What's wrong?

:09:32
They're launching the XR-2300!
Know what that is?

:09:36
The muffler bracket
for a '79 Pinto?

:09:38
No. That's the XR-2200.
The 2300 is the lunar shuttle.

:09:42
It's got to be stopped!
Don't you understand?

:09:45
They put me here
to keep me out of the way.

:09:48
The first step to mental hygiene
is admitting you're sick.

:09:56
Now listen, Ted.
Our only concern is your condition.

:09:58
Your alpha scan reading
seems to be levelling off.

:10:01
Is that a good sign?
:10:03
It does the job.
:10:05
I can't stand it!
I refuse to pay $2,000 a day

:10:10
for a hospital bed, rotten food,
horrible nurses, rotten doctors!

:10:13
What's his problem?
The man's obviously crazy.

:10:16
By the way,
I spoke to Elaine this morning.

:10:19
Elaine? Was she here?
:10:23
No. She called and asked me to
tell you that she's marrying Simon.

:10:27
Tell me the whole story
from the beginning.

:10:30
After all, that's why I'm here.
:10:33
There's really nothing to tell.
:10:35
My story is no different
than anyone else's story.

:10:39
I'm sure you've heard it
a thousand times.

:10:41
It all started during the war.
:10:43
I lost most of my squadron
over Macho Grande.

:10:47
Planes, too.
:10:51
You're too low...
:10:54
After the war, I couldn't go near
anything with a pair of wings.

:10:58
Until fate dropped me in the seat
of a 767 into Chicago with no crew.


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