Airplane II: The Sequel
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:40:01
No, no. I understand.
:40:04
Who turned off the...
:40:13
What are you doing, Captain?
:40:17
This is highly irregular.
:40:35
- Get me some coffee, miss.
- Yes, sir.

:40:38
And a quart of Geritol
and a ham on rye.

:40:41
Welcome home, sir.
:40:42
Here's the navigational charts, sir.
:40:46
Get me radio contact
with that ship. Pronto.

:40:49
Here's all the information
on the sun. That thing is hot!

:40:53
Get Bud Kruger immediately.
And some ice.

:40:55
Yes, sir.
:40:56
Jacobs.
:40:59
I want to know absolutely everything
that's happened up till now.

:41:03
First the Earth cooled,
and then the dinosaurs came.

:41:06
But they got too big,
so they died, and turned into oil.

:41:10
Then the Arabs came
and bought Mercedes Benzes.

:41:12
Prince Charles started wearing
Lady Di's clothes.

:41:15
I couldn't believe it! He took
her best summer dress, put it on...

:41:19
Things sure haven't changed.
:41:22
Captain, I think we've got...
:41:25
Captain Oveur, what's wrong?
:41:27
What's wrong?
What are you trying to say?

:41:30
One... One what? One word!
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First word? First syllable?
:41:35
Captain, I'm not very good at this.
10 words!

:41:38
How to Succeed in Business
Without Really Trying.

:41:41
What am I saying? Throat.
:41:42
Throat. Sounds like choke.
Choke. You...

:41:46
Oh, my God!
You were gassed by Rok?

:41:49
I got it! I got it!
:41:53
Simon, the Captain's
been gassed by Rok.

:41:57
Simon, we're way off course.
:41:59
You're right, Elaine.
We are off course.


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