:28:00
Those people have
a lot of money, believe me.
:28:03
-I don't think--
-I understand.
:28:05
Everybody's gotta make up his own
mind about where to draw the line.
:28:08
Like, I personally draw the line
at golden showers.
:28:11
Golden showers?
:28:14
-Did you ever do any acting?
-I did some in high school.
:28:16
Well, that's all it is, is acting.
:28:19
Lick my sneakers, you little worm!
:28:22
See what I mean? It's easy.
:28:25
Lick my sneaker, you little worm.
:28:27
See, you're a natural.
That's my laundry.
:28:30
If I don't get it into the dryer quickly,
it'll wrinkle.
:28:33
Was there anything else
you want to ask?
:28:35
-No, I think we covered it.
-Really, there's nothing to it.
:28:38
Just remember
to get the money up front...
:28:41
...and whatever they want to do,
stop if it draws blood.
:28:45
I'll bet we could get started
on this for about $400.
:28:48
-We have to take out an ad first.
-And I have to rent a post office box.
:28:52
Paul, we have a ticket!
:28:55
No, it's just a flier.
:28:57
Wait, wait. What is it?
:29:00
Some lock service
that puts in new locks cheap.
:29:03
Twelve ninety-five.
When Mrs. Berkowitz was robbed...
:29:07
...it cost her $35
to put new locks in.
:29:09
Twelve ninety-five isn't a bad price.
:29:12
"Raoul's Lock and Key Service."
:29:14
Raoul. Probably just got
in from Guadalajara.
:29:17
I think it's a good idea.
:29:19
-What's a good idea?
-Putting in new locks.
:29:22
We don't want people wandering in
when we're bopping perverts.
:29:28
Look, Mary, our ad's out.
"We do anything."
:29:32
Well, that's certainly
laying it on the line.
:29:35
"Whatever your sex fantasies,
from ordinary to bizarre...
:29:38
...Carla and Nancy
will accommodate you."
:29:41
-Cute names.
-Well, what do you think?
:29:44
-Does that answer your question?
-All that in the box today?
:29:48
Our first clients. You go first.
:29:55
"Dear Mommy,
here is an indecent picture of me.