1:05:01
Well, there's one consideration.
1:05:03
If you'd done what he'd asked,
he would have died anyway.
1:05:07
The funny thing is,
is that he is a real doctor.
1:05:10
I recognize him from the hospital.
1:05:12
What a world.
1:05:17
Hello? James. Nice of you to call.
1:05:20
Yes, of course we're
still interested in the house.
1:05:24
They have.
1:05:26
Oh, they are?
1:05:28
No, we'll just see what we can do.
1:05:31
Okay. Thank you, James.
1:05:34
Bye.
1:05:36
Don't tell me, there's been
another offer on our house?
1:05:39
We have to come up
with $25,000 by Friday...
1:05:41
...or another couple will turn it into
a clinic for rich, fat people.
1:05:45
Nobody's getting that house but us.
We'll have to speed up production.
1:05:49
Speed up production?
1:05:52
What about
that ritzy swingers party...
1:05:54
-...Doris is going to tonight?
-With the hot tub.
1:05:58
Hi, swingers! I'm Howard Swine, your
horny host that's hung with the most!
1:06:02
Though I hate to boast, I'm big
as a post and warm as toast!
1:06:05
Cool it, Howard.
1:06:07
Those are the things
he couldn't say on radio...
1:06:09
...so now he's making up
for lost time, constantly.
1:06:13
-I'm so glad you decided to come.
-I come whether I decide to or not.
1:06:17
Great, Howard.
Why don't you go now?
1:06:20
Hey, you can't fluff me off like that.
1:06:22
I'm your host. Your horny host
that's hung with the most.
1:06:25
Though I hate to boast, I'm
as big as a post and warm as toast!
1:06:29
I knew this party would be
full of assholes.
1:06:32
It's Doris!
1:06:33
Beat me, Doris!
Whip me! Make me write bad checks!
1:06:38
Scum! You better beg for mercy.
1:06:41
-Give him hell!
-Harder! Harder!
1:06:46
All these bozos have to pretend like
it's all a joke in front of their friends.
1:06:50
But half of them will look me up
for real next week.
1:06:53
He'll be back for more.
1:06:55
Happy hunting.
1:06:57
Go, go, go, go, go!