1:06:02
Though I hate to boast, I'm big
as a post and warm as toast!
1:06:05
Cool it, Howard.
1:06:07
Those are the things
he couldn't say on radio...
1:06:09
...so now he's making up
for lost time, constantly.
1:06:13
-I'm so glad you decided to come.
-I come whether I decide to or not.
1:06:17
Great, Howard.
Why don't you go now?
1:06:20
Hey, you can't fluff me off like that.
1:06:22
I'm your host. Your horny host
that's hung with the most.
1:06:25
Though I hate to boast, I'm
as big as a post and warm as toast!
1:06:29
I knew this party would be
full of assholes.
1:06:32
It's Doris!
1:06:33
Beat me, Doris!
Whip me! Make me write bad checks!
1:06:38
Scum! You better beg for mercy.
1:06:41
-Give him hell!
-Harder! Harder!
1:06:46
All these bozos have to pretend like
it's all a joke in front of their friends.
1:06:50
But half of them will look me up
for real next week.
1:06:53
He'll be back for more.
1:06:55
Happy hunting.
1:06:57
Go, go, go, go, go!
1:07:10
-To fine food.
-And great wine.
1:07:14
-Mountain Brook!
-Just be honest with me.
1:07:16
-Okay, you're a creep.
-All right, let me rephrase that.
1:07:20
Hi, my name is Susan.
What's yours?
1:07:23
I'm Paul, and this is my wife, Mary.
1:07:26
Oh, I'm very pleased to make
your acquaintance.
1:07:29
I was just saying to my husband,
Moose, over there...
1:07:32
...you're a highly unusual-looking
couple.
1:07:35
We were wondering if you'd like to
get together with us and have fun?
1:07:38
What did you have in mind?
1:07:40
Oh, gee, we're up for
about anything!
1:07:42
You see, we're both bi,
so we can go either way.
1:07:46
But, actually, we do like straight sex.
1:07:50
Moose is into voyeurism,
and I'm into exhibitionism.
1:07:55
We like B & D, but we don't like
S & M. We met at the A&P.