1:07:10
-To fine food.
-And great wine.
1:07:14
-Mountain Brook!
-Just be honest with me.
1:07:16
-Okay, you're a creep.
-All right, let me rephrase that.
1:07:20
Hi, my name is Susan.
What's yours?
1:07:23
I'm Paul, and this is my wife, Mary.
1:07:26
Oh, I'm very pleased to make
your acquaintance.
1:07:29
I was just saying to my husband,
Moose, over there...
1:07:32
...you're a highly unusual-looking
couple.
1:07:35
We were wondering if you'd like to
get together with us and have fun?
1:07:38
What did you have in mind?
1:07:40
Oh, gee, we're up for
about anything!
1:07:42
You see, we're both bi,
so we can go either way.
1:07:46
But, actually, we do like straight sex.
1:07:50
Moose is into voyeurism,
and I'm into exhibitionism.
1:07:55
We like B & D, but we don't like
S & M. We met at the A&P.
1:08:03
But we don't like labels.
1:08:04
Speaking of labels, that's
a marvelous outfit you have on.
1:08:07
Did you get it at Saks?
1:08:09
Saks?
1:08:11
Oh, no. I got the whole thing
at Penney's.
1:08:14
Very nice of you to ask us,
but we're actually into Saint Bernards.
1:08:18
Oh, really?
1:08:23
Well, see you around.
1:08:25
-Moose, honey, they're into doggies.
-Dogs?
1:08:28
-They're at the right party!
-Look.
1:08:30
There are two Guccis
coming on to a Pierre Cardin.
1:08:33
-Let's go.
-lf I'm gonna throw myself into this...
1:08:36
...I need a stiff drink.
Can I get you one?
1:08:39
-No, I'll check out the ladies' room.
-Meet you back here.
1:08:42
She was so fat, the whole thing tore
from the ceiling and almost killed me.
1:08:46
-Some basketjob!
-Yeah, well, you get what you pay for.
1:08:49
In Tijuana?