:10:02
- and discuss U.S. History
on your time, understand?
- Yes, sir.
:10:05
:10:10
This guy's been stoned
since the third grade.
:10:14
- Yes?
- Yeah, I'm registered in this class.
:10:17
- What class?
- This is U.S. History.
:10:19
- I see the globe right there.
- Really?
:10:21
Hey.
May I come in?
:10:23
Oh, please!
:10:26
I get so lonely when I hear
that third attendance bell ring...
:10:29
and all my kids are not here.
:10:32
Sorry, I'm late. It's just like
this new schedule's totally confusing.
:10:39
I know that dude!
:10:41
Mr. Spicoli.
:10:43
That's the name they gave me.
:10:48
- You're ripping my card!
- Yes.
:10:51
Hey, bud, what's your problem?
:10:55
No problem at all.
:10:57
I think you know
where the front office is.
:11:01
You dick!
:11:02
I have taken the time
to print up a complete schedule...
:11:06
of class quizzes
and the chapters they cover.
:11:09
Please pass them
to the desk behind you.
:11:12
Back, back, back.
:11:21
:11:24
Did you hear about this surfer guy
who pulled a knife on Mr. Hand
this morning?
:11:28
Oh, no!
He just called him a dick.
:11:30
A dick? Oh, God.
People exaggerate so much here.
:11:35
Linda, that girl
looks just like Pat Benatar.
:11:39
I know. Wait.
There are three girls at Ridgemont...
:11:43
who have cultivated
the Pat Benatar look.
:11:45
Chanel Semlar,
:11:47
Mary Ann Zlotnick
in the red tights.
:11:51
Do you think guys find that
more attractive?
:11:53
Stacy, please, give me a break!
You are so much prettier!
:11:56
Yeah, I know, but do you think
they'd be better in bed?