:11:01
You dick!
:11:02
I have taken the time
to print up a complete schedule...
:11:06
of class quizzes
and the chapters they cover.
:11:09
Please pass them
to the desk behind you.
:11:12
Back, back, back.
:11:21
:11:24
Did you hear about this surfer guy
who pulled a knife on Mr. Hand
this morning?
:11:28
Oh, no!
He just called him a dick.
:11:30
A dick? Oh, God.
People exaggerate so much here.
:11:35
Linda, that girl
looks just like Pat Benatar.
:11:39
I know. Wait.
There are three girls at Ridgemont...
:11:43
who have cultivated
the Pat Benatar look.
:11:45
Chanel Semlar,
:11:47
Mary Ann Zlotnick
in the red tights.
:11:51
Do you think guys find that
more attractive?
:11:53
Stacy, please, give me a break!
You are so much prettier!
:11:56
Yeah, I know, but do you think
they'd be better in bed?
:12:01
What do you mean?
You either do it or you don't.
:12:03
No. There are like... variables
that I might not be good at.
:12:09
- Like what variables?
- Like, you know, giving blow jobs.
:12:14
What's the big deal?
:12:16
- I never did it.
- You've never given a blow job?
:12:20
Never? Stace, there's nothing to it.
It's so easy.
:12:25
Check it out.
:12:29
Relax your throat muscles.
:12:36
Don't bite.
:12:38
And slide it in.
:12:45
:12:47
Try it again.
:12:50
Good. Push it slowly in and out.
You got it.
:12:55
Okay.
:12:57
- Can I ask you something
and you promise not to laugh?
- Sure.
:12:59
Okay. When a guy has an orgasm,
how much comes out?