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the world's first ever combined hair oil,
foot ointment, and salad dressing.
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And the makers of Titan, the novelty nuclear missile!
You never know when it'll go off!
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Surprise your friends, amuse your enemies,
start the party with a bang!
:03:21
Introducing, ladies and gentlemen, tonight, all the way from
a mud-wrestling tour of the OPEC countries...
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in the red corner: Colin "Bomber" Harris!...
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and, ladies and gentlemen, in the blue corner...
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all the way from a mud-wrestling tour of the
OPEC countries...Colin "Bomber" Harris!
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Well, now, ladies and gentlemen, this is the
first time that Colin "Bomber" Harris has met himself.
:03:54
A few formalities now, any moment now,
we'll be ready for the start of Round One.
:03:59
There goes the bell! Colin moves
to the middle of the ring there,
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he's looking for an opening, going for the handhold...
:04:08
He's got it! Into the headsqueeze...
:04:12
A headsqueeze there...
:04:13
...a favorite move of Colin's at this opening stage...
:04:16
...flying there...
:04:17
...and already Colin is working on that weak left knee of his!
:04:22
A half nelson...a half nelson and a Philadelphia
Half-Lotus and Colin bit himself on purpose there,
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and he has been given a public
warning by the referee,
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and Colin did not like that one little bit!
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Forearm... Double overhead nostril...
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...back-kick and into the, ah, Boston crayfish,
no, it's a crawlfish,
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or is it a longestine, no, it's a
longestine! A lovely move there!
:04:44
He's caught himself by surprise and that is it,
the first fall to Colin "Bomber" Harris!
:04:49
Swell! A lovely move there!
:04:50
And Colin must be pretty pleased with
himself having caught himself out with that one!
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And a forearm chop. A strawberry whip,
a vanilla whip, a chocolate whip...