:04:03
he's looking for an opening, going for the handhold...
:04:08
He's got it! Into the headsqueeze...
:04:12
A headsqueeze there...
:04:13
...a favorite move of Colin's at this opening stage...
:04:16
...flying there...
:04:17
...and already Colin is working on that weak left knee of his!
:04:22
A half nelson...a half nelson and a Philadelphia
Half-Lotus and Colin bit himself on purpose there,
:04:28
and he has been given a public
warning by the referee,
:04:30
and Colin did not like that one little bit!
:04:33
Forearm... Double overhead nostril...
:04:37
...back-kick and into the, ah, Boston crayfish,
no, it's a crawlfish,
:04:41
or is it a longestine, no, it's a
longestine! A lovely move there!
:04:44
He's caught himself by surprise and that is it,
the first fall to Colin "Bomber" Harris!
:04:49
Swell! A lovely move there!
:04:50
And Colin must be pretty pleased with
himself having caught himself out with that one!
:04:55
And a forearm chop. A strawberry whip,
a vanilla whip, a chocolate whip...
:05:00
there it is, Colin's most famous hold:
the one-neck-over-shoulder-Gerry Ford
:05:05
and Colin's in real trouble! He's just made
it to the rope...just a little lucky there...
:05:10
...and there it is, a double Eydie Gourmet,
should be able to twist out of this...
:05:13
and he does...but he's
looking pretty groggy...
:05:17
and I think he's caught himself there
with two forearm smashes, and that is it!.
:05:19
Colin "Bomber" Harris has knocked
himself out and so he is the winner
:05:24
and he goes on next week to meet
himself in the final!
:05:41
Never be rude to an Arab
:05:46
An Israeli or Saudi or Jew
:05:52
Never be rude to an Irishman
:05:58
No matter what you do