:12:03
We've had volleys, rapid bursts, scattered
random fire, fusillades firing,
:12:07
well and still he can't get the buggers moving.
It's enough to make you chew your own foot off!
:12:11
And now the high jump! Katerina
Ovelenskij for the Soviet Union.
:12:14
But what a jump! What a jump!
That's got to be a record!
:12:20
And here we are at the 3000 meter steeplechase
for people who think they're chickens!
:12:24
There's Samuelsson of the United States,
and over there is Klaus of East Germany!
:12:27
He's been a Rhode Island Red now for
the last three olympics.
:12:30
There's the referee trying to get them going,
but he's frightned them.
:12:32
There's the leader, Abe Seagull of Canada
who went off, got a very good start,
:12:36
then settled down there on the water
jump, and has now gone broody.
:12:38
Now we are back with the marathon for
incontinents once again.
:12:41
There's Polinski of Poland in the lead,
and-and now Brewer of Australia is taking over!
:12:46
There's Laparche of France. Brewer has
overtaken him, but he's going to spend a penny.
:12:49
There goes Brewer to spend a penny.
And there goes König of Austria.
:12:51
And so now it's Alvarez of Cuba, followed
by the plucky Norwegian, Bors.
:12:55
They're in and out like yo-yos, these boys.
And there's MacNaughton -
:12:58
MacNaughton the Scottish lad but he can't hold it.
:13:00
It's Machievic, Machievic of Yugoslavia has
taken over; he can't hold it either.
:13:03
Well, well, these must be some of the weakest
bladders ever to represent their countries!
:13:07
And now, let's have a look back at
what's going on down on stage!
:13:21
Good evening, ladies and bruces!
:13:23
Hello, Bruce.
:13:24
G'day, Bruce.
:13:25
How are ya, Bruce.
:13:26
What's all this lot, Bruce?
:13:27
It's very nice to be here at the
Hollywood Bowl this evening!
:13:33
We're all philosophy professors from the
University of Woolamaloa, Australia!
:13:38
Hey, Australia, Australia, Australia!
God love ya!
:13:43
I teach Hegelian philosophy, Bruce here
teaches Aristotolean philosophy,
:13:47
and Bruce here is in charge of the sheep dip.
:13:50
Bloody difficult work, I tell ya!
:13:52
I'll tell you what, it's thirsty work
watching this kind of humor, Bruce.
:13:54
Why don't you just stick out a few of these
little free examples from your Esky and leave ----
:13:57
What, give these ---- give these
Americans our precious cans of ----