:13:00
It's Machievic, Machievic of Yugoslavia has
taken over; he can't hold it either.
:13:03
Well, well, these must be some of the weakest
bladders ever to represent their countries!
:13:07
And now, let's have a look back at
what's going on down on stage!
:13:21
Good evening, ladies and bruces!
:13:23
Hello, Bruce.
:13:24
G'day, Bruce.
:13:25
How are ya, Bruce.
:13:26
What's all this lot, Bruce?
:13:27
It's very nice to be here at the
Hollywood Bowl this evening!
:13:33
We're all philosophy professors from the
University of Woolamaloa, Australia!
:13:38
Hey, Australia, Australia, Australia!
God love ya!
:13:43
I teach Hegelian philosophy, Bruce here
teaches Aristotolean philosophy,
:13:47
and Bruce here is in charge of the sheep dip.
:13:50
Bloody difficult work, I tell ya!
:13:52
I'll tell you what, it's thirsty work
watching this kind of humor, Bruce.
:13:54
Why don't you just stick out a few of these
little free examples from your Esky and leave ----
:13:57
What, give these ---- give these
Americans our precious cans of ----
:14:00
See how awful they are, grasping and go-getting.
:14:02
Okay, one over there.
:14:03
You can feel morally superior and smug.
:14:06
Right, there's one coming right over there.
Mind out, charlies!
:14:08
A big one, one big one, there we go!
:14:11
All right! Now, the reason we do
this, ladies and bruces,
:14:14
is frankly over here we find your American
beer is a little like making love in a canoe!
:14:22
Making love in a canoe?
:14:24
It's fucking close to water!
:14:27
Piss!
:14:31
Well now, we're going to try and raise
the tone a little here by singing
:14:34
a nice intellectual song for for those
two or three of you in the audience...
:14:36
Right!
:14:38
...who understand these things. So, here we go!
:14:42
Immanuel Kant was a real pissant
:14:44
Who was very rarely stable
:14:46
Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar
:14:48
Who could think you under the table
:14:50
David Hume could out-consume
:14:53
Schopenhauer and Hegel
:14:55
And Wittgenstein was a beery swine
:14:57
Who was just as sloshed as Schlegel