:15:00
There's nothing Nietszche couldn't teach ya
:15:03
'Bout the raising of the wrist
:15:06
Socrates himself was permanently pissed
:15:11
Just a...
:15:13
How do you like that? All right!
:15:15
Let's hold it a second. I can see some of these
bruces are in a bit of a playful mood tonight.
:15:18
Ain't that, Bruce?
:15:19
Some of the ones that don't have
straws up their nose.
:15:23
Anyway, why don't we do something rather...
:15:25
Why don't we get some of these guys to sing along
with us? Okay, and some of the Shielas too.
:15:32
Ok, I've got the words somewhere.
:15:34
Right! Ready!
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Immanuel Kant was a real pissant
:15:38
Who was very rarely stable
:15:41
Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy...
:15:43
They're a typical Hollywood audience!
:15:46
All the kids are on drugs, and all the
adults are on roller skates!
:15:51
Very philosophical, Bruce, I like it.
:15:52
Have we got any...have we got anything
bigger to put the words up
:15:55
for these rather shortsighted people?
:16:01
This is Bruce from the Biology Department.
:16:03
All right. Okay, here we go.
:16:07
Immanuel Kant was a real pissant
:16:11
Who was very rarely stable
:16:13
Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar
:16:15
Who could take you under the table
:16:18
David Hume could out-consume
:16:20
Schopenhauer and Hegel
:16:23
And Wittgenstein was a beery swine
:16:24
Who was just as sloshed as Schlegel
:16:27
There's nothing Nietszche couldn't teach ya
:16:31
'Bout the raising of the wrist
:16:33
Socrates himself was permanently pissed
:16:41
John Stuart Mill of his own free will
:16:42
On half a pint of shandy was particularly ill
:16:45
Plato they say could stick it away
:16:47
Half a crate of whiskey every day
:16:50
Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle
:16:52
Hobbes was fond of his Dram
:16:54
And Rene Descartes was a drunken fart
:16:56
"I drink, therefore I am !"
:16:59
Yes Socrates himself is particularly missed