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This is Bruce from the Biology Department.
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All right. Okay, here we go.
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Immanuel Kant was a real pissant
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Who was very rarely stable
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Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar
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Who could take you under the table
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David Hume could out-consume
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Schopenhauer and Hegel
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And Wittgenstein was a beery swine
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Who was just as sloshed as Schlegel
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There's nothing Nietszche couldn't teach ya
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'Bout the raising of the wrist
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Socrates himself was permanently pissed
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John Stuart Mill of his own free will
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On half a pint of shandy was particularly ill
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Plato they say could stick it away
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Half a crate of whiskey every day
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Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle
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Hobbes was fond of his Dram
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And Rene Descartes was a drunken fart
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"I drink, therefore I am !"
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Yes Socrates himself is particularly missed
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A lovely little thinker
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But a bugger when he's pissed.
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Good morning. I'm sorry to have kept you waiting,
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but I'm afraid my walk has become rather sillier
recently, so it takes me longer to get to the office.
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Now, uhm, what was it again?
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Uh, well sir, I-I-I I have got a silly walk and
I'd like to obtain government backing to help me develop it.
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I see. Well, um, may I see this
silly walk of yours?
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Oh, yes, certainly.