:17:06
A lovely little thinker
:17:07
But a bugger when he's pissed.
:17:25
Good morning. I'm sorry to have kept you waiting,
:17:27
but I'm afraid my walk has become rather sillier
recently, so it takes me longer to get to the office.
:17:33
Now, uhm, what was it again?
:17:35
Uh, well sir, I-I-I I have got a silly walk and
I'd like to obtain government backing to help me develop it.
:17:41
I see. Well, um, may I see this
silly walk of yours?
:17:45
Oh, yes, certainly.
:18:08
Yes, I see, tha-tha-that's it, is it?
:18:10
Ah, well, yes, that's it.
:18:12
Yes, yes, yes. It's not particularly
silly, is it?
:18:16
I mean, the left leg isn't silly
at all and the right leg
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merely does a forward aerial O'Brien
half turn every alternate step.
:18:21
Yes, but I feel with a federal
grant I could make it a lot more silly.
:18:24
Mr. Stagback, the very real
problem is one of finance.
:18:28
You see, there's defense, education, housing,
health, social security, silly walks.
:18:33
They're all supposed to
get the same. But last year
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the government spent less on Silly Walks
than they did on industrial reorganisation.
:18:39
We're supposed to get 348 million pounds a year
to cover our entire Silly Walks programme. Coffee?
:18:46
Yes, please.
:18:53
Hello, uh, Mrs. Twolumps, uhm, could
we have two cups of coffee, please.
:18:58
Yes, Mr. Teabag.