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Mr. Hilton?
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Ah, yes.
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You are sole proprietor and owner
of the Whizzo Chocolate Company?
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I am.
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Constable Parrot and I are from the Hygiene Squad...
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Oh, yes.
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...and we'd like to have a word with you
about your box of chocolates entitled
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"The Whizzo Quality Assortment."
:28:36
Ah, good, yes.
:28:37
If I may begin at the beginning.
First, there is the Cherry Fondue.
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Now this is extremely nasty, but we
can't prosecute you for that!
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Agreed.
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Next we have number four, "Crunchy Frog."
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Ah, yes.
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Am I right in thinking there's a real frog in here?
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Yes, a little one.
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Is it cooked?
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No.
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What? A raw frog?
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We use only the finest baby frogs,
dew picked and flown from Iraq,
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cleansed in the finest quality
spring water, lightly killed,
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and sealed in a succulent Swiss quintuple-smooth
full-cream treble milk chocolate envelope,
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and lovingly frosted with glucose!
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That's as may be, but it's still a frog!
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What else would it be?
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What! Don't you even take the bones out?
:29:23
If we took the bones out,
it wouldn't be crunchy, would it?
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Constable Parrot ate one of those!
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Would you excuse me for a moment, sir?
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Yes.
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Well, it says "Crunchy Frog" quite clearly.
:29:38
Well, never mind that. We have
to protect the public.
:29:40
People aren't going to think there's
a real frog in chocolate.
:29:43
The superintendent thought it was an Almond Whirl.
They're bound to think it's some kind of mock frog.
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Mock frog?! We use no artificial preservatives
or additives of any kind!
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Nevertheless, I advise you to in future
to replace the words "Crunchy Frog"
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with the legend "Crunchy, raw, unboned,
real, dead frog" if you want to avoid prosecution.