:30:03
What about our sales?
:30:05
I don't give a damn about your sales.
We have to protect the public!
:30:07
Now, what was this one? Number five.
It was number five, wasn't it?
:30:11
Number five: "Ram's Bladder Cup!"
:30:18
Now what kind of confection is this?
:30:21
We use choicest juicy chunks of fresh
Cornish ram's bladder,
:30:25
emptied, steamed, flavored with sesame seeds,
whipped into a fondue, and garnished with larks' vomit!
:30:32
Larks' vomit?
:30:33
Correct.
:30:35
It doesn't say anything down here
about larks' vomit!
:30:38
Ah, yes, it does, on the bottom of
the box, after monosodium glutamate.
:30:43
I hardly think this is good enough! It would be
more appropriate if the box bore a big red label.
:30:48
"Warning: Larks' Vomit!"
:30:51
Our sales would plummet!
:30:53
Well, why don't you move into more
conventional areas of confectionery,
:30:56
like praline or lime cream, a very popular flavor
I'm led to understand, or Strawberry Delight?
:31:01
I mean, what's this one? "Cockroach Cluster?"
And this, "Anthrax Ripple?"
:31:27
And what's this one, "Spring Surprise?"
:31:30
Aaah, that's our speciality! Covered in
darkest, velvety smooth chocolate,
:31:34
when you pop it into your mouth, stainless steel
bolts spring out and punch straight through both cheeks!
:31:43
If people pop a nice chocky in their mouth
they don't expect to get their cheeks pierced!
:31:48
In any case, it is an inadequate
description of the sweetmeat!
:31:52
I shall have to ask you to accompany
me to the station.
:31:54
It's a fair cop.
:31:55
And don't talk to the audience!