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Socrates is there! Socrates heads it in!
Socrates has scored!
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The Greeks are going mad! The Greeks
are going mad, Socrates scores,
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what a beautiful cross from Archimedes!
The Germans are disputing it.
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Hegel is arguing that the reality is merely an a
priori adjunct of non-naturalistic ethics;
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Kant, via the categorical imperative, is holding
that ontologically it exists only in the imagination;
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and Marx is claiming it was offside.
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But Confucius has answered them with
the final whistle! It's all over!
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Germany, having trounced England's famous
midfield trio of Bentham, Locke and Hobbes
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in the semi-final, have been beaten by
the odd goal, and let's see it again.
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There it is, Socrates, Socrates heads
in and Leibniz doesn't have a chance.
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And just look at those delighted Greeks.
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There they are, "Chopper" Sophocles,
Empedokles of Acragus, what a game he had.
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And Epikuros is there, and
Socrates, the captain,
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who scored what was probably the most
important goal of his career.
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Good afternoon, sir. May I help you?
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Yes, I'd like to have an argument, please.
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Certainly, sir. Uhm, have you
been here before?
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Ah, no, this is my first time.
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I see. Well, do you want to have just one
argument or were you thinking of taking a course?
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Well, uh, what is the cost?
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Yes, it's one pound for a five-minute argument,
but only eight pounds for a course of ten.
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Well, I think I'll just try the one and
see how it goes from there.
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Fine. Ah, yes, try Mr. Barnard, Room 12.
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Thank you very much.
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What do you want?
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Well, I was told outside that...
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Don't give me that, you snotty-faced
heap of parrot droppings!
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What?!
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Shut your festering gob, you tit! Your type make me
puke, you vacuous, toffee-nosed, malodorous pervert!
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Listen, I came here for an argument!
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Oh, oh, I'm sorry, but this is Abuse!
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Oh, oh, I see!
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Terribly sorry.
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No, you want Room 12A, next door.
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Oh, I see. Thank you very much.