:44:02
Good afternoon, sir. May I help you?
:44:04
Yes, I'd like to have an argument, please.
:44:12
Certainly, sir. Uhm, have you
been here before?
:44:14
Ah, no, this is my first time.
:44:16
I see. Well, do you want to have just one
argument or were you thinking of taking a course?
:44:21
Well, uh, what is the cost?
:44:23
Yes, it's one pound for a five-minute argument,
but only eight pounds for a course of ten.
:44:28
Well, I think I'll just try the one and
see how it goes from there.
:44:30
Fine. Ah, yes, try Mr. Barnard, Room 12.
:44:34
Thank you very much.
:44:39
What do you want?
:44:40
Well, I was told outside that...
:44:41
Don't give me that, you snotty-faced
heap of parrot droppings!
:44:44
What?!
:44:44
Shut your festering gob, you tit! Your type make me
puke, you vacuous, toffee-nosed, malodorous pervert!
:44:51
Listen, I came here for an argument!
:44:52
Oh, oh, I'm sorry, but this is Abuse!
:44:55
Oh, oh, I see!
:44:57
Terribly sorry.
:44:58
No, you want Room 12A, next door.
:44:59
Oh, I see. Thank you very much.
:45:01
Not at all.
:45:04
Stupid git...
:45:07
Uh, is this the right room for an argument?
:45:10
I've told you once.
:45:12
Uh, no, you haven't.
:45:14
Yes, I have.
:45:15
When?
:45:15
Just now.
:45:16
No, you didn't.
:45:17
Yes, I did.
:45:18
You didn't!
:45:18
I did.
:45:19
No, you didn't!
:45:19
I'm telling you I did!
:45:20
You most certainly did not!
:45:21
Ah, one moment, is this the five-minute
argument or the full half hour?
:45:23
Oh, oh, I see. Just the five minutes.
:45:25
Just the five minutes... Right,
thank you. Anyway, I did.
:45:29
Oh, no, you didn't.
:45:30
Now let's get one thing absolutely clear.
I most definitely told you.
:45:33
No, you didn't.
:45:34
Yes, I did.
:45:34
No, you didn't.
:45:35
Yes, I did.
:45:36
No, you didn't.
:45:36
- Yes, I did. - No you didn't. - Yes, I did. - No you didn't. - Yes, I did. - No you didn't. - Yes, I did.
- No you didn't.- Yes, I did. - No you didn't. - Yes, I did. - No you didn't. - Yes, I did. - No you didn't. - Yes, I did.
:45:42
Oh, look, this isn't an argument!
:45:43
Yes, it is!
:45:44
No, it isn't! It's just contradiction!
:45:46
No, it isn't!
:45:47
It is!
:45:47
It is not!
:45:47
It is! You just contradicted me!
:45:48
I did not!
:45:49
You did!
:45:49
No, no, no!
:45:50
You did just then!
:45:50
Nonsense!
:45:51
Oh, this is futile!
:45:54
No, it isn't.
:45:55
Yes, it is. I came here for a good argument.
:45:58
No, you didn't. You came here for an argument.