Monty Python Live at the Hollywood Bowl
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Not at all.
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Stupid git...
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Uh, is this the right room for an argument?
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I've told you once.
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Uh, no, you haven't.
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Yes, I have.
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When?
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Just now.
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No, you didn't.
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Yes, I did.
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You didn't!
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I did.
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No, you didn't!
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I'm telling you I did!
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You most certainly did not!
:45:21
Ah, one moment, is this the five-minute
argument or the full half hour?

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Oh, oh, I see. Just the five minutes.
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Just the five minutes... Right,
thank you. Anyway, I did.

:45:29
Oh, no, you didn't.
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Now let's get one thing absolutely clear.
I most definitely told you.

:45:33
No, you didn't.
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Yes, I did.
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No, you didn't.
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Yes, I did.
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No, you didn't.
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- Yes, I did. - No you didn't. - Yes, I did. - No you didn't. - Yes, I did. - No you didn't. - Yes, I did.
- No you didn't.- Yes, I did. - No you didn't. - Yes, I did. - No you didn't. - Yes, I did. - No you didn't. - Yes, I did.

:45:42
Oh, look, this isn't an argument!
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Yes, it is!
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No, it isn't! It's just contradiction!
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No, it isn't!
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It is!
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It is not!
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It is! You just contradicted me!
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I did not!
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You did!
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No, no, no!
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You did just then!
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Nonsense!
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Oh, this is futile!
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No, it isn't.
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Yes, it is. I came here for a good argument.
:45:58
No, you didn't. You came here for an argument.
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Yes, but argument isn't just contradiction!
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Well, can be.
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No, an argument is a connected series of
statements intended to establish a proposition.

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No, it isn't!
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Yes, it is! It isn't just contradiction!
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Look, if I argue with you,
I must take up a contrary position.

:46:14
Yes, but that isn't just saying
"No, it isn't!"

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Yes, it is!
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No, it isn't!
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Yes, it is!
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No, it isn't!
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Yes, it is!
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No, it isn't!
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Yes, it is! - No, it isn't. -Yes, it is.
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Argument is an intellectual process.
Contradiction is just a automatic gain-saying

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of anything the other person says!
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It is not!
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It is!
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Not at all!
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Now look...
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Thank you! Good morning!
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What?
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That's it! Good morning!
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I was just getting interested!
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Uh, I'm sorry, the five minutes is up!
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That was never five minutes, just now!
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I'm afraid it was.
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Oh, no, it wasn't.
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I'm sorry, I'm...I'm not allowed
to argue anymore.

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What?
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If you want me to go on arguing,
you'll have to pay for another five minute.

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But that was never five minutes, just now!
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Oh, come on! Oh, this is ridiculous!

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