Monty Python Live at the Hollywood Bowl
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Yes, but argument isn't just contradiction!
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Well, can be.
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No, an argument is a connected series of
statements intended to establish a proposition.

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No, it isn't!
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Yes, it is! It isn't just contradiction!
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Look, if I argue with you,
I must take up a contrary position.

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Yes, but that isn't just saying
"No, it isn't!"

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Yes, it is!
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No, it isn't!
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Yes, it is!
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No, it isn't!
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Yes, it is!
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No, it isn't!
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Yes, it is! - No, it isn't. -Yes, it is.
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Argument is an intellectual process.
Contradiction is just a automatic gain-saying

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of anything the other person says!
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It is not!
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It is!
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Not at all!
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Now look...
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Thank you! Good morning!
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What?
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That's it! Good morning!
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I was just getting interested!
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Uh, I'm sorry, the five minutes is up!
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That was never five minutes, just now!
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I'm afraid it was.
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Oh, no, it wasn't.
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I'm sorry, I'm...I'm not allowed
to argue anymore.

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What?
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If you want me to go on arguing,
you'll have to pay for another five minute.

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But that was never five minutes, just now!
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Oh, come on! Oh, this is ridiculous!
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If you want me to go on arguing,
you'll have to pay for another five minutes!

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Oh, all right. Here you are.
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Thank you.
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Well?
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Well what?
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That was never five minutes, just now!
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I told you, if you want me to go on arguing,
you'll have to pay for another five minutes.

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Yes, yes, well, I've just paid!
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No, you didn't!
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I did!
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You did not!
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I did!
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You never...
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I did!
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You never...
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I did!
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-You never... - I did! - You never...
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Look, I don't want to argue about this.
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Well, I'm very sorry, but you didn't pay!
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Aha! But if I didn't pay,
why are you arguing? Ahaaa! Got you!

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No, you haven't.
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Yes, I have. If you're arguing,
I must have paid.

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Not necessarily. I could be arguing
in my spare time.

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Oh, I've had enough of this!
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No, you haven't!
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Yes, I have!
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No, you haven't!
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Yes, I have!
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-No, you haven't! Yes, I have. No, You haven't...........
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I've got two legs from my hips to the ground

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