:41:03
I'd love to go to Brazil
:41:06
One guy was in France
and he didn't like the food there at all
:41:09
Why?
:41:10
There was no brown bread just white
stuff for breakfast. Who'd eat that?
:41:13
I'd like some white bread rolls
:41:15
I said, "Do you think I'd leave the land...
:41:17
"...my father and his father
worked on their whole lives?
:41:22
"I'm not so stupid as to let them steal
it from me." He got furious
:41:25
He went to the barn.
Got drunk and didn't get up for two days
:41:30
Listen
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Have I told you about when we went
with Kaz Olcha to Ostroda for a show?
:41:37
- No
- Well, I'll tell you
:41:42
One day, suddenly, they gave us
an order to go to Ostroda for a show
:41:47
Kaz Olcha, Junia,
our wardrobe person...
:41:50
...and of course this is after
a performance - we got so drunk
:41:53
Totally wasted.
Junia is tripping over her own legs
:41:56
There's this field.
Kaz Olcha is smashed
:41:59
There are tanks, cars and cannons there
:42:02
So Junia, totally pissed,
says that she wants to get into a tank
:42:05
She wanted to get into the tank
so I wanted to as well
:42:08
We'd never been in a tank
so I get into this tank
:42:12
Don't sit there on the bunk
:42:17
So... where was I?
:42:19
So I get into this tank and what do you
want to do? Shoot, don't you?
:42:23
I was so drunk so I go, "OK let's shoot
as we're in a tank. Why not?"
:42:28
So Kaz goes, "Let's load it",
and he shows us how to load it
:42:31
I didn't know
you have to pull a lever or something
:42:34
And so we fire a shot -
it shakes the whole training ground
:42:38
We look up. An alarm has been raised -
whistles, sirens, soldiers start running...
:42:42
...and getting into some lorries.
Others are getting dressed
:42:45
They must have thought
some war was breaking out
:42:48
Eventually we stagger out
and take a look
:42:50
It turns out the round was live
and it hit the communal lavatory
:42:54
Shit was splattered everywhere
:42:56
Soldiers were running
all over the place splattered in shit