:42:02
So Junia, totally pissed,
says that she wants to get into a tank
:42:05
She wanted to get into the tank
so I wanted to as well
:42:08
We'd never been in a tank
so I get into this tank
:42:12
Don't sit there on the bunk
:42:17
So... where was I?
:42:19
So I get into this tank and what do you
want to do? Shoot, don't you?
:42:23
I was so drunk so I go, "OK let's shoot
as we're in a tank. Why not?"
:42:28
So Kaz goes, "Let's load it",
and he shows us how to load it
:42:31
I didn't know
you have to pull a lever or something
:42:34
And so we fire a shot -
it shakes the whole training ground
:42:38
We look up. An alarm has been raised -
whistles, sirens, soldiers start running...
:42:42
...and getting into some lorries.
Others are getting dressed
:42:45
They must have thought
some war was breaking out
:42:48
Eventually we stagger out
and take a look
:42:50
It turns out the round was live
and it hit the communal lavatory
:42:54
Shit was splattered everywhere
:42:56
Soldiers were running
all over the place splattered in shit
:43:01
And getting into those lorries
:43:03
Of course, Junia and I stank so badly
for two weeks...
:43:07
...that we couldn't go on stage
:43:26
Have you got a cigarette?
:43:37
I would like to make an amendment
to my previous confession
:43:41
All right
:43:42
I said I slept with those men
just for the hell of it but that's not true
:43:47
All of those men meant a lot to me
:43:51
When I was giving those details
I forgot about the most important thing
:43:55
- About love?
- Feelings
:43:57
Well, apart from the pigeon bloke
because I just felt sorry for him