:08:01
But such was my mania,
my desire for a Red Ryder carbine...
:08:05
that I immediately began
to rebuild the dike.
:08:09
I was just kidding.
Even though Flick is getting one.
:08:13
I'd just like some Tinkertoys.
:08:14
I couldn't believe my own ears.
Tinkertoys?
:08:17
She'd never buy it.
:08:19
BB guns are dangerous.
:08:21
I don't want anyone shooting his eye out.
:08:28
Randy, will you eat?
There are starving people in China.
:08:41
Mothers know nothing
about creeping marauders...
:08:44
burrowing through the snow
toward the kitchen...
:08:46
where only you, and you alone,
stand between your tiny...
:08:50
huddled family and insensate evil.
:09:01
Save us, Ralphie!
I just knew those bad guys...
:09:04
would be coming for us in the end!
:09:07
Don't worry, Dad.
As long as I got OI' Blue...
:09:15
What've we got here, folks?
:09:17
Well, we figure it's Black Bart, Ralph.
:09:20
Well, just me and my trusty old...
:09:22
Red Ryder carbine-action
200-shot range model air rifle.
:09:27
Lucky I've got a compass in the stock.
:09:29
Well, I think I better have a look here.
:09:46
Oh, no!
:09:47
It's OI' Blue!
:09:50
Oh, no!
:09:52
Cheese it, boys!