:30:06
- Would you look at that?
- What?
:30:09
Would you look at that?
:30:14
What is it?
:30:16
It's a leg!
:30:18
But what is it?
:30:19
Well, it's a leg.
:30:22
You know, like in a statue.
:30:23
- Statue?
- Yeah, statue!
:30:26
Yeah, statue!
:30:28
Ralphie!
:30:30
My mother was trying to insinuate herself
between us and the statue.
:30:34
Holy smoke, would you...
:30:36
Do you know what this is?
:30:38
This is a lamp.
:30:42
It was indeed a lamp.
:30:44
Isn't that great? What a great lamp!
:30:48
I don't know.
:30:50
Here, hold it. Hold it. Here, go on.
:30:53
The old man's eyes boggled...
:30:57
overcome by art.
:30:59
I know just the place for it.
:31:01
Right in the middle
of our front room window!
:31:22
Jesus, God.
:31:28
- Honey?
- No. It's all right.
:31:32
Let's see...
:31:34
This goes to the radio
and this goes to the...
:31:40
Well, it's just one too many.
:31:46
Well, let's see.
:31:47
The snap of a few sparks,
a quick whiff of ozone...
:31:51
and the lamp blazed forth
in unparalleled glory.
:31:54
Look at that! Will you look at that?
:31:57
Isn't that glorious?