A Christmas Story
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What did you say?
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That's what I thought you said.
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Get in the car.
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Go on.
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It was all over. I was dead.
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What would it be?
The guillotine? Hanging?

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The chair? The rack?
The Chinese water torture?

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Mere child's play
compared to what surely awaited me.

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Everything go all right?
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Eight minutes.
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- Do you know what your son just said?
- No. What?

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I'll tell you what he said. Randy!
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Ralphie!
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Over the years,
I got to be quite a connoisseur of soap.

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My personal preference is for Lux,
but I found Palmolive had a nice...

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piquant, after-dinner flavor.
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Heady, but with just a touch
of mellow smoothness.

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Lifebuoy, on the other hand...
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You ready to tell me?
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All right. Where did you hear that word?
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Now I had heard that word at least
10 times a day from my old man.

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My father worked in profanity the way...
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other artists might work in oils or clay.
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It was his true medium. A master.
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But I chickened out. And I blurted out...
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the first name that came to mind.
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Schwartz!
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I see.

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