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Ralphie!
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Over the years,
I got to be quite a connoisseur of soap.
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My personal preference is for Lux,
but I found Palmolive had a nice...
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piquant, after-dinner flavor.
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Heady, but with just a touch
of mellow smoothness.
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Lifebuoy, on the other hand...
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You ready to tell me?
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All right. Where did you hear that word?
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Now I had heard that word at least
10 times a day from my old man.
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My father worked in profanity the way...
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other artists might work in oils or clay.
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It was his true medium. A master.
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But I chickened out. And I blurted out...
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the first name that came to mind.
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Schwartz!
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I see.
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Hello, Mrs. Schwartz? Yes, I'm fine.
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Mrs. Schwartz,
do you know what Ralph just said?
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No.
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He said...
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Not that!
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Yes, that.
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- Do you know where he heard it?
- Probably from his father.
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No! He heard it from your son!
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What?
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What'd I do, Mom?
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Why? I didn't do nothing!
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Another shot of mysterious,
inexorable, official justice.
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Rinse out and go to bed.
Am I glad you finished your homework!
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Get right into bed,
and I don't want to see any lights on.