:03:00
- GREAT, DOUCHE BAG.
- [ Chuckles Nervously ]
YEAH.
:03:06
ANOTHER YEAR,
ANOTHER IDIOT.
:03:10
♪♪♪♪ [ Rock ]
:03:21
ENTREZ.
:03:26
HEY, YOU MUST BE JONATHON !
YEAH.
:03:28
SQUIRE FRANKLIN BURROUGHS IV.
CALL ME SKIP.
HI, SKIP.
:03:32
I'LL GIVE YOU A HAND HERE.
OKAY, THANKS.
:03:36
OH, JESUS, JONATHON.
WHAT THE HELL YOU GOT
IN HERE-- A DEAD BODY ?
:03:39
NO, I GOT MY BOOKS,
CLOTHES, THAT KIND OF THING.
WELL, YOU KNOW,
:03:42
LAST YEAR WE HAD A GUY
SMUGGLED HIS GIRLFRIEND
UP HERE IN ONE OF THESE.
:03:46
YEAH ?
HE LOST THE KEY.
:03:48
BY THE TIME HE FOUND IT,
SHE WAS DEAD.
:03:51
REALLY ?
[ Laughs ]
JUST KIDDING !
:03:54
OH. GOOD ONE.
WELCOME TO VERNON ACADEMY.
:03:58
THIS IS YOUR SIDE OF THE ROOM.
OH, I GUESS NO ONE TOLD YOU.
:04:01
YOU ONLY HAVE TO WEAR THIS RAG
ON DUTY DAYS.
OH, YEAH, NOBODY SAID ANYTHING.
:04:04
I THOUGHT WE WERE-- YEAH, OKAY.
I THOUGHT WE WORE IT A LOT.
MAKE YOURSELF AT HOME.
:04:08
SO, WHERE YOU FROM ?
WHERE'D YOU GO TO SCHOOL ?
:04:12
WELL, I GREW UP IN PITTSBURGH.
I'VE GONE TO PUBLIC SCHOOL
THERE FOR ABOUT--
:04:16
HOLY SHIT !
WE'RE LATE !
WHAT ?
:04:19
LATE ?
:04:21
HMM, HOW 'BOUT THESE ?
GREAT, HUH ?
:04:24
YOU KNOW, THESE ASSHOLES--
THEY ALL GO TO NEIMAN-MARCUS.
:04:27
BUT I FOUND THIS
OUTRAGEOUS BOUTIQUE-- HENRI'S.
:04:30
YEAH ? YEAH.
IT'S GREAT STUFF, HUH ?
:04:32
YOU KNOW, IF THESE DON'T WIN
FIRST PRIZE, THERE IS NO GOD.
YEAH.
:04:35
WELL, HURRY UP AND CHANGE.
CHANGE ?
:04:40
[ Laughing ]
OH, GEEZ, I FORGOT. YOU'VE
NEVER BEEN TO PREP SCHOOL.
:04:43
UH-UH.
YOU MUST THINK
I'M PRETTY WEIRD, HUH ?
:04:47
WELL--
LOOK, LOOK, THIS IS
A VERNON TRADITION.
:04:50
YOU SEE, EVERY YEAR THE SENIORS
HAVE TO PARADE AROUND THE CAMPUS
WEARING WOMEN'S UNDERWEAR.
:04:54
IT'S SUPPOSED TO TEACH US
HUMILITY. YOU SEE,
UH-HUH.
:04:57
SENIORS GIVE THE SQUIDS SHIT
ALL YEAR LONG, AND THIS IS THEIR
ONE CHANCE TO LAUGH AT US.