:04:01
YOU ONLY HAVE TO WEAR THIS RAG
ON DUTY DAYS.
OH, YEAH, NOBODY SAID ANYTHING.
:04:04
I THOUGHT WE WERE-- YEAH, OKAY.
I THOUGHT WE WORE IT A LOT.
MAKE YOURSELF AT HOME.
:04:08
SO, WHERE YOU FROM ?
WHERE'D YOU GO TO SCHOOL ?
:04:12
WELL, I GREW UP IN PITTSBURGH.
I'VE GONE TO PUBLIC SCHOOL
THERE FOR ABOUT--
:04:16
HOLY SHIT !
WE'RE LATE !
WHAT ?
:04:19
LATE ?
:04:21
HMM, HOW 'BOUT THESE ?
GREAT, HUH ?
:04:24
YOU KNOW, THESE ASSHOLES--
THEY ALL GO TO NEIMAN-MARCUS.
:04:27
BUT I FOUND THIS
OUTRAGEOUS BOUTIQUE-- HENRI'S.
:04:30
YEAH ? YEAH.
IT'S GREAT STUFF, HUH ?
:04:32
YOU KNOW, IF THESE DON'T WIN
FIRST PRIZE, THERE IS NO GOD.
YEAH.
:04:35
WELL, HURRY UP AND CHANGE.
CHANGE ?
:04:40
[ Laughing ]
OH, GEEZ, I FORGOT. YOU'VE
NEVER BEEN TO PREP SCHOOL.
:04:43
UH-UH.
YOU MUST THINK
I'M PRETTY WEIRD, HUH ?
:04:47
WELL--
LOOK, LOOK, THIS IS
A VERNON TRADITION.
:04:50
YOU SEE, EVERY YEAR THE SENIORS
HAVE TO PARADE AROUND THE CAMPUS
WEARING WOMEN'S UNDERWEAR.
:04:54
IT'S SUPPOSED TO TEACH US
HUMILITY. YOU SEE,
UH-HUH.
:04:57
SENIORS GIVE THE SQUIDS SHIT
ALL YEAR LONG, AND THIS IS THEIR
ONE CHANCE TO LAUGH AT US.
:05:04
OH, I GET IT.
:05:06
YOU THOUGHT--
YEAH !
:05:08
COME ON !
THIS IS A TRADITION !
:05:10
GEEZ, WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO ?
OH, NO. LOOK, I'LL JUST
STAY HERE AND UNPACK.
:05:14
LET ME THINK. JENNY ! JENNY.
:05:17
HEY--
LET'S SEE--
:05:20
AH ! WE'RE IN LUCK !
:05:22
MEMENTOS.
OH, LOOK, COME ON. I REALLY
DON'T WANT TO GET DRESSED UP.
:05:25
HEY, YOU'RE NOT GETTING MINE.
I PLANNED FOR THIS.
I DON'T WANT YOURS.
:05:28
GRANTED, YOU'RE NOT GONNA
WIN ANY PRIZES WITH THESE,
BUT YOU WON'T BE EMBARRASSED.
:05:32
GET CHANGED.
:05:36
[ Bell Rings ]
COME ON.
:05:41
COME ON, MAN ! COME ON !
I CAN'T !
:05:46
HEY, WOULD YOU HURRY UP, MAN ?
WE GOTTA GO ! WE'RE LATE !
:05:51
COME ON, YOU LOOK GREAT.
:05:54
HEY, GUYS !
LOOK AT THIS !
HEY.
LOOK THERE !
:05:59
[ Laughing ]
YOU LOOK GREAT !
YOU LOOK GREAT !