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♪♪♪♪ [ Liturgical ]
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TA-DA !
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YOU LOOK TROUBLED,
MY SON.
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♪♪♪♪ [ Stops ]
WORRIEST THOU NOT
ABOUT BEING BANISHED FOREVER...
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FROM THE FOXFIELD SCHOOL
FOR GIRLS,
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FOR, YEA, THOUGH THEY ARE
THE ONLY FEMALES
WITHIN A HUNDRED MILES,
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THERE IS STILL A PLACE
WHERE THOU CANST JOURNEY TO:
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- CHICAGO, ON THE 9:00 BUS.
- FORGET IT.
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JONATHON,
DESPERATE CIRCUMSTANCES REQUIRE
DESPERATE MEASURES.
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- SEXUALLY, YOU'RE FINISHED
IN THIS PART OF THE STATE.
- MUST YOU RUB IT IN ?
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LOOK, TAKE THIS TICKET.
GO TO RUSH STREET,
TO THE FREE N EASY CLUB,
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AND THERE YOU WILL MEET THE GIRL
OF YOUR DREAMS, AND IF SHE AIN'T
THERE, TAKE WHAT YOU CAN GET.
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GRAB A CAB, TAKE HER
TO GREY'S LAKE INN,
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AND THERE YOU WILL PLANT
YOUR SEED IN THE GARDEN OF EDEN.
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[ Scoffs ]
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- HERE'S A HUNDRED BUCKS.
- FORGET IT.
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JONATHON, UNTIL YOU GET LAID,
NONE OF US ARE SAFE.
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AND, WHATEVER YOU DO,
JESUS, DON'T TELL HER
YOU'RE IN HIGH SCHOOL.
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TELL HER YOU'RE
A LONGSHOREMAN.
WHAT ?
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ALL RIGHT. TELL HER YOU'RE
A THEATER CRITIC FOR THETIMES.
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YEAH, THAT'S BETTER.
[ Laughs ]
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JONATHON, YOU'RE GOING.
I DON'T WANT TO SEE YOUR ASS
BACK HERE UNTIL YOU SUCCEED.
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IN FACT, I'M NOT GONNA LET YOU
BACK IN THE ROOM UNTIL YOU
BRING ME... HER PANTIES.
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AW, COME ON. LOOK, SKIP,
I'M NOT LIKE YOU.
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I DON'T HAVE YOUR CHARM,
YOUR FINESSE, YOUR--
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CLASS.
WHATEVER.
I'M NO GOOD WITH WOMEN.
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I KNOW THAT. YOU KNOW THAT.
THE BROADS THAT GO TO THE
FREE N EASY DON'T KNOW THAT.
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LOOK, JONATHON,
YOU'RE A GREAT GUY.
YOU'VE GOT A LOT GOING FOR YOU.
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HEY, I WOULDN'T SAY IT
IF I DIDN'T MEAN IT.
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WELL, I MIGHT SAY IT
IF I DIDN'T MEAN IT,
BUT PROBABLY NOT TO YOU.
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COME ON, LET'S GO !
[ Shouting ]