:53:01
WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT?
:53:04
WHAT AM I--
:53:05
IT WAS ON
TELEVISION, MAN.
:53:07
DON'T CALL ME MAN.
:53:09
I SAW COLOMBIA
BITE THE DUST.
:53:12
YOU DIDN'T SEE THE MAN
FLYING OUT OF THE SKY
:53:15
WITH HIS CAPE
FLAPPING IN THE...
:53:21
HIS CAPE WAS
FLAPPING IN THE WIND.
:53:25
HE WAS FLYING!
HE WAS GREAT! WOOSHHH!
:53:29
HIS CAPE BLEW
IN THE WIND LIKE THIS,
:53:32
AND HE LANDED
IN THE MIDDLE
:53:34
OF THIS BIG PLANTATION.
:53:36
HE CHECKED EVERYTHING OUT
WITH HIS X-RAY VISION.
:53:40
THEN HE PUT LASER BEAMS
:53:43
OUT OF HIS EYES
ONTO EVERYTHING.
:53:45
BZZZZ!
:53:47
AND GUESS WHAT?
:53:49
DRIED UP EVERYTHING,
JUST LIKE THAT!
:53:51
DRIED IT UP
:53:53
LIKE MACHINES
IN MEN'S ROOMS,
:53:55
YOU KNOW, WHERE
THE HOT AIR COMES OUT?
:53:58
SOMETIMES
THEY DON'T WORK.
:54:00
BUT SUPERMAN'S WORKED.
:54:02
AND YOU THINK HE TOOK BOWS?
:54:05
NO, SIR.
HE FLIES OFF AGAIN!
:54:07
HE SAW WHAT
CAUSED THE TROUBLE
:54:10
AND FLEW
INTO THE TORNADO,
:54:12
WENT DOWN TO THE BOTTOM
OF THE TORNADO,
:54:16
AND TURNED IT
UPSIDE DOWN!
:54:18
I THOUGHT
I'D GO CRAZY!
:54:20
I'VE NEVER SEEN
ANYTHING LIKE IT!
:54:23
THE BIG END WAS
ON THE BOTTOM.
:54:27
THE LITTLE END
WAS ON THE TOP.
:54:30
MR. ROSS, IT WAS...
:54:34
SUPERMAN'S BAD.
:54:36
I'LL SAY HE WAS.
:54:38
I MEAN, HE WAS BAD!
:54:41
NO.
:54:42
NO!
:54:43
NO!
:54:44
LET ME HELP.
:54:45
IT WAS A PERFECT PLAN,
FOOLPROOF!
:54:48
WE WERE THE FOOLS.
:54:50
IT'S NOT MY FAULT.
:54:52
I DID WHAT I WAS
SUPPOSED TO DO.