:03:00
IT'S NOT
MR. WHITE'S FAULT.
:03:02
GET OUT YOUR WALLET,
MR. EDITOR!
:03:05
GOOD MORNING.
:03:06
DON'T "GOOD MORNING" ME!
:03:08
"OLD RELATIONSHIPS SUDDENLY
SEEM VERY MUCH THE SAME.
:03:12
"THE PRETTIEST
GIRL IN SCHOOL..."
:03:16
"IS STILL THE PRETTIEST
GIRL IN SCHOOL."
:03:19
[TELEPHONE RINGS]
:03:20
[RING]
:03:22
HELLO.
:03:24
HELLO?
OH, HI, CLARK.
:03:26
LANA! HI.
:03:28
I WAS JUST
THINKING ABOUT YOU.
:03:31
OH! LISTEN, I HAVE
A PROBLEM WITH RICKY.
:03:35
WHY? WHAT'S WRONG?
:03:36
IT'S THE AUTOGRAPH
YOU GOT FROM SUPERMAN.
:03:39
HE TOLD THE KIDS
:03:41
SUPERMAN'S COMING FOR
HIS BIRTHDAY WEDNESDAY.
:03:44
WHEN SUPERMAN DOESN'T
SHOW UP, IT'S GOING TO...
:03:48
WELL, IN THIS CASE,
:03:50
I THINK I CAN
SPEAK FOR SUPERMAN.
:03:53
WE'RE PRETTY CLOSE.
:03:54
TELL RICKY SUPERMAN
WILL BE THERE ON WEDNESDAY.
:03:58
WELL, HE'LL GET THE BEST
HOME-COOKED MEAL
:04:02
HE'S HAD
IN A LONG TIME.
:04:05
TELL SUPERMAN WE THINK
HE'S WONDERFUL.
:04:08
BUT, CLARK...
:04:10
YOU'RE THE BEST.
:04:16
I'LL TAKE IT TO
THE SUPREME COURT.
:04:18
IT WASN'T OUR FAULT.
:04:20
IT WAS
AN ACT OF GOD.
:04:23
IN A CHURCH?
:04:36
HEY, HERE'S THAT
COMPOUND YOU ORDERED.
:04:39
CAN'T IMAGINE
WHAT YOU WANT WITH IT,
:04:42
BUT YOU GOT IT.
:04:48
WHAT THE HELL
AM I AFRAID FOR?
:04:51
I'M FROM EARTH.
:04:54
[MARCHING BAND PLAYS]
:04:57
LANA, I REALLY WASN'T
EXPECTING ALL THIS.
:04:59
I GUESS THEY
GOT CARRIED AWAY.