:06:07
AS YOU WERE!
:06:12
NOW, LISTEN UP!
:06:13
I JUST CAME DIRECTLY
FROM THE PENTAGON,
:06:16
AND YOU BETTER BELIEVE
:06:18
THERE'S A DAMN
GOOD REASON I DID.
:06:22
BECAUSE GOD'S GIVEN US
:06:24
ONE OF THE GREATEST GIFTS
IN THE WORLD--
:06:28
CHEMICALS!
:06:31
YOU LIKE TO SIT IN CHURCH
ON SUNDAY, DON'T YOU?
:06:36
YOU LIKE TO SIT
AND WATCH THE SUPER BOWL.
:06:40
SIT ON WHAT?
:06:43
YOU SIT ON
MOLDED PLASTIC SEATS--
:06:47
MOLDED TO YOUR
WELL-FED BEHINDS!
:06:53
I DON'T HAVE
TO TELL YOU
:06:56
THAT AMERICA LEADS
THE WORLD IN PLASTICS.
:06:59
WE CANNOT AFFORD
A CHEMICAL PLASTICS GAP!
:07:03
NOW, LISTEN TO ME.
:07:05
DO YOU WANT
:07:08
OUR PRESIDENT
OF THE UNITED STATES
:07:11
SITTING DOWN
TO WRITE A PEACE TREATY
:07:15
AND HAVE HIS
BALLPOINT PEN BUST OPEN
:07:18
AND INK RUN
ALL OVER HIS PANTS
:07:22
IN FRONT
OF WORLD LEADERS?
:07:26
NOW WE ALL KNOW
:07:27
THAT LAST WEEK,
:07:29
HALF OF THIS
GREAT NATION
:07:31
ALMOST BIT THE BULLET,
:07:33
IF IT WASN'T
FOR THIS MAN HERE.
:07:37
YAY!
YAY!
:07:38
ALL I CAN SAY
:07:39
IS THANK THE LORD
FOR SUPERMAN.
:07:42
YAY!
YAY! YAY!
:07:48
SUPERMAN,
YOU SAVED OUR BACON,
:07:51
AND I'D LIKE TO
SHOW OUR GRATITUDE.
:07:56
THIS IS A SMALL TOKEN
OF OUR APPRECIATION