:21:00
Where's the patient?
:21:01
Patient!
:21:03
Here she is.
Bring it over here.
:21:06
Mind the machine!
Sorry, Doctor.
:21:08
Come along!
:21:09
Jump on it.
:21:11
- Hello. Now don't you worry.
- We'll soon have you cured.
:21:15
Leave it all to us.
You'll never know what hit you.
:21:17
Good-bye.
:21:19
- Drips up.
- Injections.
:21:21
- Can I put the tube in the baby's head?
- If I can do the episiotomy.
:21:24
Legs up.
:21:26
Come in.
Come on in, all of you.
:21:28
That's it. Jolly good.
Come on.
:21:31
Spread round there.
:21:32
- Who are you?
- I'm the husband.
:21:34
I'm sorry,
only people involved are allowed in here.
:21:38
- What do I do?
- Yes?
:21:40
- What do I do?
- Nothing, dear. You're not qualified.
:21:44
Leave it to us.
:21:46
What's that for?
:21:47
That's the machine that goes, "Ping!"
:21:51
You see?
That means your baby is still alive.
:21:54
And that's the most expensive machine
in the whole hospital.
:21:58
Yes, it cost over £750,000.
:22:01
Aren't you lucky!
:22:03
The administrator is here, Doctor.
:22:05
Switch everything on.
:22:07
'Morning, gentlemen.
:22:08
'Morning.
'Morning.
:22:10
'Morning, Mr. Pycroft.
:22:12
Very impressive.
:22:14
- And what are you doing this morning?
- It's a birth.
:22:18
And what sort of thing is that?
:22:19
That's when we take a new baby
out of a lady's tummy.
:22:24
Wonderful what we can do nowadays.
:22:27
I see you have the machine
that goes, "Ping!"
:22:30
This is my favourite.
:22:31
We lease this back
from the company we sold it to.
:22:34
That way, it comes under the monthly
current budget and not the capital account.
:22:42
Thank you, thank you.
We try to do our best. Well, do carry on.
:22:46
- The vulva's dilating, Doctor.
- Yes, there's the head.
:22:49
Yes, four centimetres, five, six centimetres.
:22:52
- Lights!
- Amplify the ping machine.
:22:54
- Masks up!
- Suction!
:22:56
Eyes down for a full house!
:22:58
Here it comes.