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Aren't you lucky!
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The administrator is here, Doctor.
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Switch everything on.
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'Morning, gentlemen.
:22:08
'Morning.
'Morning.
:22:10
'Morning, Mr. Pycroft.
:22:12
Very impressive.
:22:14
- And what are you doing this morning?
- It's a birth.
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And what sort of thing is that?
:22:19
That's when we take a new baby
out of a lady's tummy.
:22:24
Wonderful what we can do nowadays.
:22:27
I see you have the machine
that goes, "Ping!"
:22:30
This is my favourite.
:22:31
We lease this back
from the company we sold it to.
:22:34
That way, it comes under the monthly
current budget and not the capital account.
:22:42
Thank you, thank you.
We try to do our best. Well, do carry on.
:22:46
- The vulva's dilating, Doctor.
- Yes, there's the head.
:22:49
Yes, four centimetres, five, six centimetres.
:22:52
- Lights!
- Amplify the ping machine.
:22:54
- Masks up!
- Suction!
:22:56
Eyes down for a full house!
:22:58
Here it comes.
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And frighten it.
:23:04
Thank you.
:23:05
And the rough towels!
:23:09
Show it to the mother.
:23:11
That's enough.
Sedate her.
:23:13
- Number the child.
- Measure it, blood-type it and isolate it.
:23:17
Okay, show's over.
:23:20
Is it a boy or a girl?
:23:22
I think it's a little early
to start imposing roles on it, don't you?
:23:25
A word of advice.
:23:27
You may find you suffer for some time
a totally irrational feeling of depression...
:23:31
P.N.D., as we doctors call it.
:23:33
So, it's lots of happy pills for you...
:23:35
and you can find out about the birth
when you get home.
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It's available on Betamax, VHS and Super 8.