:24:02
Bloody hell.
:24:13
Get it, would you, Deirdre?
All right, Mum.
:24:25
Now whose teatime is it?
Mine!
:24:29
Come on. Out you go.
:24:30
Now, Vincent, Tessa, Valerie, Janine,
Martha, Andrew, Thomas...
:24:34
Walter, Pat, Linda, Michael,
Evadne, Alice, Dominique and Sasha...
:24:38
it's your bedtime.
:24:40
Now don't argue!
:24:42
Laura, Alfred, Nigel, Annie, Simon and...
:24:45
Wait. I've got something
to tell the whole family.
:24:49
Quick. Go and get the others in, Gordon.
:24:54
The mill's closed. There's no more work.
:24:57
We're destitute.
:25:00
Come in, my little loves.
:25:01
I've got no option but to sell you all
for scientific experiments.
:25:07
No, no, that's the way it is, my loves.
:25:10
Blame the Catholic Church for
not letting me wear a little rubber thing.
:25:13
They've done some
wonderful things in their time.
:25:16
They've preserved the might and majesty,
even mystery of the Church of Rome...
:25:20
and the sanctity of the Sacrament,
the indivisible oneness of the Trinity...
:25:24
but if they'd let me wear a little rubber thing
on the end of my cock...
:25:28
we wouldn't be in the mess we are now.
:25:31
Couldn't Mummy have worn
some sort of pessary?
:25:34
Not if we're going to remain members
of the fastest-growing religion in the world.
:25:38
He's right.
:25:40
You see, we believe...
:25:43
Let me put it like this:
:25:45
There are Jews in the world
:25:47
There are Buddhists
:25:49
There are Hindus and Mormons and then
:25:54
There are those that follow Mohammed
:25:57
But I've never been one of them