:25:00
Come in, my little loves.
:25:01
I've got no option but to sell you all
for scientific experiments.
:25:07
No, no, that's the way it is, my loves.
:25:10
Blame the Catholic Church for
not letting me wear a little rubber thing.
:25:13
They've done some
wonderful things in their time.
:25:16
They've preserved the might and majesty,
even mystery of the Church of Rome...
:25:20
and the sanctity of the Sacrament,
the indivisible oneness of the Trinity...
:25:24
but if they'd let me wear a little rubber thing
on the end of my cock...
:25:28
we wouldn't be in the mess we are now.
:25:31
Couldn't Mummy have worn
some sort of pessary?
:25:34
Not if we're going to remain members
of the fastest-growing religion in the world.
:25:38
He's right.
:25:40
You see, we believe...
:25:43
Let me put it like this:
:25:45
There are Jews in the world
:25:47
There are Buddhists
:25:49
There are Hindus and Mormons and then
:25:54
There are those that follow Mohammed
:25:57
But I've never been one of them
:26:04
I'm a Roman Catholic
:26:07
And have been since before I was born
:26:10
And the one thing they say about Catholics
:26:14
Is they'll take you as soon as you're warm
:26:18
You don't have to be a six-footer
:26:21
You don't have to have a great brain
:26:25
You don't have to have any clothes on
:26:28
You're a Catholic the moment Dad came
:26:32
Because
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Every sperm is sacred
:26:40
Every sperm is great
:26:44
If a sperm is wasted
:26:48
God gets quite irate
:26:53
Every sperm is sacred
:26:57
Every sperm is great