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I'm a Roman Catholic
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And have been since before I was born
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And the one thing they say about Catholics
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Is they'll take you as soon as you're warm
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You don't have to be a six-footer
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You don't have to have a great brain
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You don't have to have any clothes on
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You're a Catholic the moment Dad came
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Because
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Every sperm is sacred
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Every sperm is great
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If a sperm is wasted
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God gets quite irate
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Every sperm is sacred
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Every sperm is great
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If a sperm is wasted
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God gets quite irate
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Let the heathens spill theirs
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On the dusty ground
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God shall make them pay
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For each sperm that can't be found
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Every sperm is wanted
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Every sperm is good
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Every sperm is needed
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In your neighbourhood
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Hindu, Taoist, Mormon
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Spill theirs just anywhere
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But God loves those who treat
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Their semen with more care
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Every sperm is sacred