The Meaning of Life
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And Jenkins,
apparently your mother died this morning.

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Chaplain.
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O Lord, please don't burn us
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Don't grill or toast your flock
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Don't put us on the barbecue
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Or simmer us in stock
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Don't braise or bake or boil us
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Or stir-fry us in a wok
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Oh, please don't lightly poach us
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Or baste us with hot fat
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Don't fricassee or roast us
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Or boil us in a vat
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And please don't stick thy servants, Lord
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In a Rotissomat
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He's coming!
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All right, settle down, settle down.
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Before I begin the lesson,
will those of you...

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playing in the match this afternoon
move your clothes down...

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onto the lower peg
immediately after lunch...

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before you write home,
if you're not getting a haircut...

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unless you have a brother going out
this weekend as the guest of another boy...

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then collect his note before lunch,
put it in your letter after your haircut.

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Make sure he moves your clothes
onto the lower peg for you.

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- Sir?
- Yes, Wymer?

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My brother's going out
with Dibble this weekend...

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but I'm not having my hair cut,
so do I move...

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I do wish you'd listen, Wymer.
It's perfectly simple.

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If you're not getting your hair cut, you
don't have to move your brother's clothes.

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You simply collect his note before lunch,
after you've done your scripture prep...


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